Fash, Crash, and Burn: PHARRELL WILLIAMS' Half-Street/Half-Couture Look... Umm...

OKAY.

So where do I begin? Pharrell Williams is one of my go-to guys on laid-back-fashion-while-still-looking-sharp, but this look here just seemed to miss the mark. First of all, the winter hat and the no-socks are a clash.

Was the winter hat to hide Pharrell newly BLONDE hair? Was the no-socks thing an attempt to be more summer-like? Who dressed this man, a wacky stylist, or the man himself??

A lot of questions come into play... but anyway... sorry Pharrell, I like your usual clothes, but this is FASH, CRASH, and BURN territory for an event such as the CFDA.

Pic: Fashion Bomb Daily 

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Lil' Wayne's BIG RED FUZZY UGGS

Some say Lil' Wayne is just being Lil' Wayne. I just say Wayne lost his mind; that's exactly why he's in my 'Fash, Crash, and Burn' category for those FUZZY UGGS he wore with his Trukfit clothing. The only thing that looked good on Wayne was his red Beats by Dr. Dre headphones. Even the guy next to Wayne is better-dressed; those Jordan sneakers can't fail, though.

I guess Lil' Wayne is determined to be a bad fashion egg with each passing week.

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Precious' (Gabourey Sidibe) Hair Was Lookin' Like A... A... What Da Heck Is It?!

OHHH... OHHH.... OHHHHHHHH!

This is so wrong on so many levels. Who allowed Gabourey Sidibe aka 'PRECIOUS' get on the air of the 2012 Oscars like that??

It's already enough that she's overweight and not in her best shape, ON TOP OF THAT, her hair is THROUGH and BUSTED in so many ways!

Why?? What a disgrace to black women's hair!

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: LIL MAMA's Ill-Fitting Yellow Mini-Dress

It never fails to amaze me how people with RATCHED OUTFITS think that their outfit it perfectly fine when it's... PERFECTLY NOT.

Check out rapper LIL MAMA at an event with this ill-fitting yellow dress. The straps are barely holding up Lil Mama's boobs, and the side boob is very unflattering on her end. The only thing that's nice on her is her purse and boots.

Even the hair's a MESS.com ! And that's why Lil Mama is in my FASH, CRASH, and BURN category...

(Oh, and check out dude behind Lil Mama with the conehead hair. Wow, didn't know it could go THAT high.)

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: JOLLY RANCHERS IN BRAIDS??! How Hood Is That?!

Trust me, this is not an early '90s pic.

This is from 2011. WHAT IN THE NAME OF 'MENACE 2 SOCIETY' AND 'HOUSE PARTY 2' is this dude doing??

That ain't cool at all... If anyone still do this now.... STOP.

Pic: Barber Shop Connect

Fash, Crash, and Burn: FERGIE's 'Felix The Cat' Dress (Excerpt from Yahoo's OMG!)

HUH? FERGIE? REALLY?

Check out Yahoo's OMG! excerpt on Fergie's dress (below). I call it my Fash, Crash, and Burn category.

Fergie -- who typically rocks every mini she squeezes into -- looked far from fergalicious upon arriving at an InStyle soiree on Thursday night in a bow-adorned Jean-Charles de Castelbajac bomb, complete with a Felix the Cat graphic. In addition to her lackluster frock, the Black Eyed Peas frontwoman also sported limp locks and a splotchy spray tan. (12/8/2011)

Pic: Yahoo!

Raven-Symone's Grandma Dress KILLED Her Whole Look, But Her Purse Is KILLER!!!

Well, I visited one of my favorite website for FASHION FAUX-PAS pics, Media Takeout, and found Raven-Symone photo'ed cruising down a city street in what could pass for a GRANDMA OUTFIT!

I know that printed dresses are making a comeback, but THIS? I don't even know WHERE Raven bought this thing from. So... this comes dangerously close to being in my FASH, CRASH, AND BURN category but doesn't fall in there.

The main reason being is because Raven has two pieces that are KILLER! -- Lovin' em!!! -- and those items are her sexy purple stilettos and pastel multi-colored Louis Vuitton handbag.

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: KELLY ROWLAND's Two-Sizes-Too-Big Christian Louboutin Heels

The only thing that's nice about Kelly's look is her skin tone and bangs.

She looks like a human cow (no pun intended) wearing oversized Christian Louboutin heels. 

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: COOLIO's #FAIL BRAIDS (Seriously, It's THAT Bad...)

Remember COOLIO from back in the day, the dude with the crazy braids?

He did not make my FASH, CRASH, AND BURN #fail list because of his braids. Actually he made the list because of his EXECUTION of his braids. He has about 7 braids on either side of his head, with a big bald patch in the middle, and that bald patch is stamped with a TATTOO! Doesn't Coolio know he'll look 10,000 times better BALD? *Sigh*...

I'm just done. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL!

Pic: Superficial

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Soulja Boy's Blonde Hair Hairline FAIL

Good morning readers, I just really DIG bringing you different kinds of fashion from all over the world; the most popular posts are about celebrities in fashion!

Now, here's another celeb in fashion, this time it's a FASHION FAIL. check out rapper Soulja Boy, who just dyed his hair a dirty blonde and is unfortunately facing charges--but it ain't my business--what is ACTUALLY my business is trying to figure out why is Soulja Boy's hairline JACKED UP.

Looks like he was lined up IN THE DARK!

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: SERENA WILLIAMS As a 'Hot Mess' at Tower Heist Movie Premiere

This is actually Serena Williams.

No, it's not a man in drag but it's actually one of the athletes in the WORLD looking like a tranny gone all wrong. The entire look deserves to be in my 'Fash, Crash, Burn' category.

I'm out of words. This don't make no doggone sense!! A HOT MESS!! Only the shoes look decent.

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: SERENA's... Everything

You know how some of us can leave the house looking COMFORTABLE in some old clothes?

Well. SERENA WILLIAMS absolutely crossed the line and threshold steeping out with a floral print dress and winter boots. JUST. NO.

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Diddy's Jeans... It's Not For You, Bro...

Not because Media Takeout said this (and they don't really know EVERYTHING), but by looking at the pics, Diddy needs to give up the jeans. They don't look good on him (and Michael Jordan's are definitely worse).

Man... you would think that these two guys would WEAR THEIR OWN LABELS because their labels actually look nice...

Pic: MTO

Fash, Crash, and Burn: NICKI MINAJ's Outfit (2011 MTV Video Music Awards Special)

OMG.

Nicki girl... WHAT YOU DOIN'??

We already know who you are, and you don't need to draw more attention to yourself. Check out this grown girl wearing pieces of pajamas all over her, with what looks like a monster doll made from 6 different things...

*SHAKING MY HEAD IN DISGUST...AND SOMEWHAT FASCINATION*

Pic: Just Jared

fash, Crash, and Burn: Singer MIGUEL Fashion FAIL

Some may say, 'WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?'

I just look at this pic of Miguel like... *BLANK STARE*

I'll just leave you to your imagination (Look at the man boobs).

Pic: MediaTakeout

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Lil' Kim's Spray Tan Makes Her ORANGE!!!!

What is homegirl DOING????!!!

Lil' Kim was already fine when she was in the '90s and early 2000's. But I swear... as soon as the mid-decade hit (2005), she started chopping up her good looks with BLOWN plastic surgery, skin bleaching, and bad spray tan; now she looks orange, the same hue as Magda from 'There's Something About Mary.'

Please don't do anymore to yourself, Lil' Kim...

At the rate that she's going, she will be unrecognizable in 5 years. The only thing that I will commend her on is the low-cut dress and shoes; I'll give her THAT.

Pic: MediaTakeout

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Beyonce's Polka Dot Dress

Good morning, I have seen a lot of great outfits worn on Easter Sunday, and then there were some not-so-great outfits. Unfortunately, Beyonce's polka-dot dress found its way onto my 'FASH, CRASH, AND BURN' section.

Usually Beyonce's got her style game on lock, but it just wasn't happening with her Fall 2011 Marc Jacobs two-color polka dot dress (above). The dress was already ugly so I just try to give credit to QUEEN BEY for making the dress look a little better when she flaunted her curves. She was also wearing Christian Louboutin heels, which I definitely ain't mad at...

Update: Well... I guess the dress is GROWING ON ME a little bit...

Pic: UpscaleHype

Fash, Crash, and Burn: MILEY CYRUS's.... Everything-- Well, the LV Bag's Ok....

If this is the first celeb photo you've seen this morning...then I'm sorry; no one should have a RUDE AWAKENING like that. But wow, absolutely nothing was cohesive on MILEY CYRUS's body!!

Pure trash--well, not Miley 'cuz it's not my place to talk about people like that, just the clothes they have on-- that she was spotted in at the airport.

Leopard biker jacket. A whatever-that-is short skirt or shorts. STANK leggings. 1987 biker boots. HUH??

C'mon now, Miley... well I'll at least give you props for your Louis Vuitton damier leather backpack... and the nice, long locks you got going on...

Pic: Celebuzz

Fash, Crash, and Burn: Lawrence Fishburne's Pajamas

Laurence Fishburne, father of....ahem.... Montana Fishburne, was spotted out looking BLOATED and CRAZY at a Lakers game wearing this odd pinstriped outfit with a pink scarf, which includes $9.99 shoes. There are many affordable shoes out there that look much better..

It doesn't matter if one is dressing "comfortable," but this look is wayy off-limits. Don't EVER do this; you might find your way on my "Fash, Crash, and Burn"  post.

LOL: Gabourey Sidibe's Long Lost Sister!! (Fash, Crash, and Burn)

WOW... Ease up on the foundation, gurl.....

This belongs in my FASH, CRASH, AND BURN category. Sorry Precious....

This will only be acceptable if you were going to a fun, REALLY FUN party and not a "regular" party.

Media Takeout is somethin' else... far-fetched...but still funny...