JAIDEN AFTER DARK: CIARA In Sheer Dress (Viewer Discretion is Advised)

Disclaimer: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN, or I'll zing you into an EXTRATERRESTRIAL ORBITAL TIMEOUT (whatever that means).

Ciara looked quite hott at the TWO KINGS Dinner at Jay-Z and Lebron's benefit. She wore this "HONEST" DRESS. What I call an honest dress is a dress that's sheer and literally shows everything.

And while I do claim to be an 'upright' person and some of you may judge as to why I would post such a picture on my blog, in my defense, I'M JUST A GUY.

This is EXACTLY how Jay-Z and Diddy looked at Ciara.

MediaTakeout Rates Hottest B-Ball Dressers.. Let's See If I Can Rate Betta!

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The Only Jaiden's Ratings

1) Joe Johnson - 7.5/10 (pants need to be a bit slimmer)

2) Al Horford - 9.0/10 (would be a '10' if he wore wingtips)

3) Chris Paul - 8.5/10 (I actually wore this exact outfit before)

4) Dwight Howard - 5.5/10 (the '.5' is for fun personality)

 

Continued...

5) Blake Griffin - 6.5/10 (IDK... he looks 'washed out')

6) Carmelo Anthony - 7.5/10 (It looks a lil' busy and Army-ish)

7)Amar'e Stoudemire - 8.0/10 (he pulled the sneakers off well... like me!)

Continued...

8) Kobe Bryant - 4.0/10 (Where is your suit, sir? Stop tryin' to stand out.)

9) Chris Bosh - 7.5/10 (Nice execution; jacket is a lil' too snug)

10) Dwyane Wade - 7.5/10 (Why 7.5? He wore this exact outfit before...)

11) Lebron James - 9.0/10 (could have been '.5', but I'm not feelin' the shoes)

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12) DeRon Williams - 8.0/10 (No comment; that's actually a good look for him)

13) Derrick Rose - 7.0/10 ('-.5' for spreading feet like that for pics)

14) Rajon Rondo - No rating (Can't see the suit, but nice shades)

So how'd I do? I know I did good...

RIHANNA & KANYE Looks Good Performing.. But Kanye ruined the whole mood with the ILLUMINATI sign! *SMH*

We all know and hear the "ILLUMINATI" rumors, suggestions, blah, blah, blah, blah. But you know once in a while, it's nice to see these performers just perform and hear their voice. Know what I mean?

Well, Rihanna and Kanye did a great job performing together, until Kanye threw up the stupid pyramidal, suggestedly ILLUMINATI sign... and just ruined the whole moment for me, THE ONLY JAIDEN.

GRRR.... cut it out!!!!

 

RiRi's killin' it though...

Pic: MediaTakeout/JustJared

DRAKE & RIHANNA Steams Up The Stage Lookin' Hott & Stylish At 2011 All-Star Game

I really, REALLY do think that Rihanna and Drake would make a great couple (well, I'm kinda in the running for RiRi so Drake watch out *LoL*); they're very natural and flirty.

Rihanna celebrated her 23rd birthday yesterday at the 2011 All-Star Game, so it's like she performed at her own party, and tens of millions of people celebrated with her. WHAT A BIRTHDAY TO REMEMBER! Rihanna performed all her #1 hits: "Umbrella," "Rude Boy," "Only Girl," and then..."WHAT'S MY NAME" with Drake! All the flirting, laughing, touching... wish I was on that stage *LoL* but anyway... I'm just here for the fashion.

Rihanna wore an interesting short skirt with strategically placed ruffles that would accentuate her curves and swing with every motion she made. I also liked her sensual bejeweled bodice that was just a dream, especially with her long, flowing red locks looking like a flowing fountain of cool Kool-Aid *LoL* They both did a great job, as Rihanna ended with Kanye West performing in an all-red ensemble (pics coming in a later post) that seemed to have shrunk him *sideways look.*

That's enough talking. See more pics!

Hmmm.. HOTT. Not feelin' the red pants though, Kanye... but I like your vest and shoes.

For more pics, just check out my blog or http://celebuzz.com/ .

 

Pic: NecoleB***hie

BEYONCE Puts The Rumors To Bed By Chillin' w/ Jay-Z and Wearing Superstar Shoes!

Beyonce really is the QUEEN, and RIHANNA is the off-spring. It was like a fairy tale story as the Queen sat in her All-Star throne to watch the All-Star game, and be entertained by the festivities of the ever-so-beautiful Rihanna, her 'daughter' princess.

Beyonce has been proving separation rumors from Jay-Z all wrong as she was hand-in-hand, laughing, and just chillin' with him, LIKE SHE NORMALLY DOES. She also had the hottest shoes of the night! Check out her Christian Louboutin Daffodil Platform heels.

GEEEEET IT BEY!!!!

Pic: NecoleB***hie

The Only Jaiden Photo Shoot: 'MY UNPREDICTABLE BATTLE'

It's finally here!!! My latest photo shoot that I did with my signature photographer RUFUS SIMS has now reached the web for all (especially supermodels, photographers, and fashion designers, etc.) to see. This guy really captured my vibe, really got the vision that I was looking for.

The theme of my shoot was called 'MY UNPREDICTABLE BATTLE' and the message it aimed to convey was fighting myself to get what I truly wanted: freedom from my own personal bondage and boundaries. My name is Joshua, but my character JAIDEN is a place I escape to and just be FREE. The shoot was simply good work...

...that came with a cold and icy price.

On the day of my photo shoot, there was an unexpected winter storm; I guess Rufus and I should've looked more closely into the weather forecast. That snow came DOWN and was brutal. I know I asked for a scenery of snow on the ground, some ice, and just a mild cold. But let me say, it was all of the above on a GRANDER SCALE. Now I know what veteran models go through.

I was hoping to take a picture by the creek but it was SNOWED OUT. So the talented Rufus Sims and I had to improvise. We did a lot of shots as I was braving the intense cold doing a variety of poses with my frozen hands and feet. But I did my best-- shivering in single-digit wind chills--and Rufus did an EXTRAORDINARY job!

See more pics below, and the remainder on my Facebook account, and visit The Sims Collection's website:

http://simscollection.com

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2011 All-Star Style: Carmelo's Gucci Sweater

Just doin' a fly-by. Carmelo Anthony's GUCCI striped cardigan was a good look on him. It's priced at $1,015. While the Gucci cardigan is a good look on Melo, the rest of the outfit (the jeans in particular) was not a good fit. I can't really put all the blame on Melo because for tall guys, it's kind of a challenge to find jeans that fit properly.

I'm significantly shorter than Melo (I'm 6'0") and sometimes I have a bit of challenge--sometimes falling into a scavenger hunt--to find the right jeans, with the right designs on it that I'm looking for.

Here's a tip for tall guys: make sure that the seat of the jeans fit snugly around your butt, but not too tight, and make sure that the back pockets have "flaps" on them. For some reason, it makes the butt look fuller and the legs shorter, giving you a more refined look.

Note Carmelo's jeans have too much material in the back. It's 'TALL-GUY SYNDROME':

Jeans that form a 'tail' in the back because one tries to find jeans to cover his long legs.

Pic: UpscaleHype

JAY-Z and LEBRON JAMES Go 'Humanitarian': Presents Renovated Gym For L.A. Youth

I just love it... my heart is warmed when I see anyone doing a service to their community or even to a community that is not their own. Los Angeles is clearly not Lebron's or Jay-Z's own; they presented a newly renovated gym, during NBA's All-Star weekend, to the youth of L.A. through Boys & Girls Club and sponsorship by Sprite. Everyone had a good time, these two moguls enjoy what they do, and it really shines through the community.

If you don't know me, I want you to know right now that I LOVE to give back to the community. I have a program that I'm growing that services kids in the Detroit area. See http://justbcuz.org .

Jay-Z talking to reporter; he must be working on new music (look @ the hair)


Pic: RapUp

BOW WOW Wears A 'Too-Cool' EYECON '80s Baby T-Shirt! THROOOWBACK!

BOW WOW wore something that many people in my generation can relate to: a T-shirt that has the components of all the things we enjoyed as we were born in the '80s and continued into the '90s. Bow Wow also wore something many of us can relate to: AFFORDABLE CLOTHING!!

Bow did not wear ridiculously expensive clothes, like Kanye usually does. Bow's EYECON '80s BABY T-shirt was only $28, his jacket was a Nike Windrunner for just $80, and the Air Jordan retros were $150!

Any celeb that can rock a cool look for cheap easily goes into my...

*JAIDEN"S PICK*

Man, I really like that T-shirt. I'm an '80s baby so I enjoyed things like Fresh Prince, Sega/Nintendo, Mario Bros., plastic lunchboxes, Doogie Howser, Ninja Turtles, Boy Meets World, hightop fades, action superhero - EVERYTHING (pillowcase, blankets, even drapes!) and SO MUCH MORE!!

Pic: UpscaleHype